DATE: 15th May 2007

Today(!) has been a very exasperating day for me. My ey'ball itches... it itches like hell! -_0 Goddamn swollen tear duct! GO AWAY, quit prodding my precious orbs of vitreous humour! RAWRRRR!!!! RARRRR!!!! *shakes head violently* -Snap, crackle- Ow, me neck... Man, the lion effect is gone, shouldn't have snipped off my furry mane last friday. D= *sigh* IT was FLUFFY and deliciously MESSY, oh and it's fun to ruffle too. =P

Btw, while I was browsing through Wikipedia for a project yesterday, I came across a highly amusing article (Well, maybe that applies to a nonsensical person like me, or maybe just any other locals of this lil' red dot.). But, I never thought that there is actually an extensive entry about Singlish on Wikipedia (ZOMG!) that covers every aspects of the Singaporean street talk including grammer (Wah seh! Powderful siah...). But, Singlish really got so... erh... profound one meh? Haha, man this is awesome! Wah... Singlish is really a unique form of culture hor? It makes me very the proud ar!! (Oi, focus lah! But, of course, (mind you) there is a need to use it at the right place and at the right time, if not later very pai-seh then you know! CODE SWITCH!) Hmm... HANTAM, that's my favourite singlish word. That's probably attributed my desire to thwack lots of people recently, with the Counter Lady in particular. She got a very the very QIAN PIAN face that has her unsociable attitude written all over it *Shudders*. WARGH, I dun wanna think about it anymore lah!!

...Stupid eye kena infection...*grumble* I'm gonna poke ya', eyeball!

Tip: If a eyelash falls into your eyes and starts poking ye' eyeballs, DON'T RUB EVER WITH YOUR DIRTY GERM INFESTED HANDS! I elephantsize teh word "EVER"!